Tag archive for "Woman"

Dating and Relationships, Laughter, Sex, Video, Videos

Who’s There?

Comments Off on Who’s There? 27 April 2012

If something sounds too good to be true… it probably is. On the other hand, never waste an opportunity to be creative.

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Dating and Relationships, Laughter, Sex, Video, Videos

Drunk Times with Hot Girls: Fetishes

Comments Off on Drunk Times with Hot Girls: Fetishes 17 April 2012

The guys from Simple Pickup regularly go to the streets to find, pretty, tipsy ladies and ask them some intimate questions. Today the subject is fetishes…

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Cigars

A fine cigar is like a fine woman

1 Comment 10 March 2012

A fine cigar is like a fine woman. They come in all shapes and sizes. Treat them tenderly and lovingly. Caress their skin, admire their beauty, fondle them with reverence. Bring them slowly to your lips, enjoy their flavor, their aroma…

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Dating and Relationships, Sex

How to tie a cherry stem in your mouth

1 Comment 07 March 2012

I was in Bermuda at a bar with a business friend and she ordered a drink with a cherry. As we were talking she flirtingly put the cherry in her mouth and a few seconds later she removed the stem tied in a knot. Now a few other people noticed her do it and she was asked to do it again. Before long she had the attention of every guy at the bar.

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Dating and Relationships, Jokes, Laughter, Sex

When to trust your spouse

Comments Off on When to trust your spouse 17 February 2012

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband…

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Pictures, Sex

Statistics Lie ~ Nike Ad, 1994

Comments Off on Statistics Lie ~ Nike Ad, 1994 25 January 2012

A WOMAN IS OFTEN MEASURED by the things she cannot control. She is measured by the way her body curves or doesn’t curve, by where she is flat or straight or round. She is measured by numbers, but as every woman knows, measurements are only statistics, and STATISTICS LIE.

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Dating and Relationships, Laughter, Sex, Video, Videos

Caught Cheating With Sexy Girl Prank

Comments Off on Caught Cheating With Sexy Girl Prank 10 January 2012

For once, the “It’s not what it looks like” excuse is actually the truth. Innocent men looking for a new shirt get more than they bargained for when their wives and girlfriends notice some red lipstick on their neck. Things go from bad to worse when a sexy girl comes out of the change room with a satisfied look on her face.

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Beer, Jokes, Laughter

The Lawsuit

Comments Off on The Lawsuit 13 June 2011

A woman calls her lawyer and asks… “With all the lawsuits going on, I want to get in on some of that action. I hear people are suing cigarette companies because they got cancer and others are suing McDonald’s because they got fat.”

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Booze, Dating and Relationships, Enjoyment, Enjoyment, Jokes, Laughter, Pictures, Sex

A Man’s Best Friend

2 Comments 20 December 2010

A real woman is a man’s best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down…

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Dating and Relationships, Laughter, Sex, Video, Videos

Chris Rock on Marriage and Sex [NSFW]

1 Comment 16 December 2010

It’s a classic, but it’s still as funny as it ever was. Although it’s very funny, there is some truth here too. Chris Rock aptly explains what the state of your sex life is like after you’re married…

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Books and Mags, Dating and Relationships, Sex

Don’t Analyze Your Woman

3 Comments 24 November 2010

90% of a woman’s emotional problems stem from feeling unloved. So don’t stand back and analyze her, like a doctor diagnosing a patient, or like a therapist questioning a client. Give her your love…

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Dating and Relationships, Laughter, Sex, Video, Videos

Keep it in Your Pants

1 Comment 19 November 2010

A woman turns on a man by slipping out of her robe totally nude. A man turns on a woman only by progressive disclosure. This fact is evidenced by the lyrics in this video. Not to be too serious though, because this video is also quite funny…

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