If something sounds too good to be true… it probably is. On the other hand, never waste an opportunity to be creative.

The guys from Simple Pickup regularly go to the streets to find, pretty, tipsy ladies and ask them some intimate questions. Today the subject is fetishes…

A fine cigar is like a fine woman. They come in all shapes and sizes. Treat them tenderly and lovingly. Caress their skin, admire their beauty, fondle them with reverence. Bring them slowly to your lips, enjoy their flavor, their aroma…

I was in Bermuda at a bar with a business friend and she ordered a drink with a cherry. As we were talking she flirtingly put the cherry in her mouth and a few seconds later she removed the stem tied in a knot. Now a few other people noticed her do it and she was asked to do it again. Before long she had the attention of every guy at the bar.

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband…

A WOMAN IS OFTEN MEASURED by the things she cannot control. She is measured by the way her body curves or doesn’t curve, by where she is flat or straight or round. She is measured by numbers, but as every woman knows, measurements are only statistics, and STATISTICS LIE.

For once, the “It’s not what it looks like” excuse is actually the truth. Innocent men looking for a new shirt get more than they bargained for when their wives and girlfriends notice some red lipstick on their neck. Things go from bad to worse when a sexy girl comes out of the change room with a satisfied look on her face.

A woman calls her lawyer and asks… “With all the lawsuits going on, I want to get in on some of that action. I hear people are suing cigarette companies because they got cancer and others are suing McDonald’s because they got fat.”

A real woman is a man’s best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down…

It’s a classic, but it’s still as funny as it ever was. Although it’s very funny, there is some truth here too. Chris Rock aptly explains what the state of your sex life is like after you’re married…

90% of a woman’s emotional problems stem from feeling unloved. So don’t stand back and analyze her, like a doctor diagnosing a patient, or like a therapist questioning a client. Give her your love…

A woman turns on a man by slipping out of her robe totally nude. A man turns on a woman only by progressive disclosure. This fact is evidenced by the lyrics in this video. Not to be too serious though, because this video is also quite funny…