Tag archive for "Joke"

Beer, Booze, Jokes, Laughter

Logic and Beer

1 Comment 19 July 2013

A woman asked a guy in a bar, “Do you drink beer?” “Yes.” He replied. “How many do you drink per day?” She asked. “Usually, about…

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Jokes, Laughter, Sex

A couple in their 80’s go to a sex therapist

Comments Off on A couple in their 80’s go to a sex therapist 18 June 2013

A Florida couple, both well into their 80’s, go to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asks, “What can I do for you?” The man says, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?” The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

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Dating and Relationships, Jokes, Laughter, Sex

Intimate Couple

Life’s Demerit System for Men

Comments Off on Life’s Demerit System for Men 01 March 2013

All married men will attest to some real wisdom in this article. In the world of romance, one single rule applies: MAKE THE WOMAN HAPPY!

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Booze, Cigars, Jokes, Laughter

Bran Muffins

Comments Off on Bran Muffins 21 February 2013

An elderly 85-year-old couple dies and goes to heaven where St. Peter escorts them through the Pearly Gates, and into a waiting limousine…

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Laughter, Pictures, Sex

Where do babies come from?

Comments Off on Where do babies come from? 07 December 2012

If you were ever wondering how a baby is formed, Quebec-based photographer Patrice Laroche has created a hilarious photo series explaining how to make a baby…

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Booze, Jokes, Laughter

Husband comes home late and drunk…

1 Comment 04 December 2012

Husband comes home late and drunk, breaks some crockery, vomits, and falls down on the floor… his wife pulls him up, takes him to bed, and cleans up everything. The next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him… he’s hoping that they don’t have a fight. As he walked to the kitchen he sees a note near the table…

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Jokes, Laughter, Sex

The Story of French Fighter Pilot Pierre and Marie

Comments Off on The Story of French Fighter Pilot Pierre and Marie 03 December 2012

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It’s a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, “Pierre, kiss me!”

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Booze, Cigar Babes, Cigars, Jokes, Laughter

Lost at the Shopping Center [Joke]

Comments Off on Lost at the Shopping Center [Joke] 12 November 2012

My small grandson got lost at the shopping center. The boy approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost my granddad!”

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Jokes, Laughter

Doctor’s Phrases Translated

Comments Off on Doctor’s Phrases Translated 01 November 2012

Sometimes it’s hard to understand exactly what a doctor is saying. Therefore, we present these translations of what the doctor really means when he says… “This should be taken care of right away.”

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Jokes, Laughter

The Schnauzer [Joke]

Comments Off on The Schnauzer [Joke] 01 October 2012

My wife found out that our dog (a Miniature Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell her that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring…

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Jokes, Laughter

Chatting with a girl in the pub last night… [Joke]

1 Comment 24 September 2012

I was chatting with a girl in the pub last night and I told her of my uncanny ability to be able to tell the day any woman was born by holding their boobs in my hands.

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Jokes, Laughter

How to Handle Bad News [Joke]

Comments Off on How to Handle Bad News [Joke] 20 September 2012

How to handle bad news from a doctor… The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, “I’ve got some bad news. You have cancer, and you had best put your affairs in order.” …

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