A woman asked a guy in a bar, “Do you drink beer?” “Yes.” He replied. “How many do you drink per day?” She asked. “Usually, about…Continue Reading
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A Florida couple, both well into their 80’s, go to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asks, “What can I do for you?” The man says, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?” The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.Continue Reading
Husband comes home late and drunk, breaks some crockery, vomits, and falls down on the floor… his wife pulls him up, takes him to bed, and cleans up everything. The next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him… he’s hoping that they don’t have a fight. As he walked to the kitchen he sees a note near the table…Continue Reading
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It’s a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, “Pierre, kiss me!”Continue Reading
My wife found out that our dog (a Miniature Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell her that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring…Continue Reading
I was chatting with a girl in the pub last night and I told her of my uncanny ability to be able to tell the day any woman was born by holding their boobs in my hands.Continue Reading
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