Tag archive for "Job"

Jokes, Laughter, Sex

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Top 10 Activities That Sound Sexy But Aren’t

No Comments 15 December 2011

Common activities such as: 10. Touching all the bases… 9. Getting a facial… 8. Going for a 30-minute lube job… 7. Ordering the pork… See the next 6 »

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Dating and Relationships, Laughter, Sex

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The Top 10 Rejection Lines

No Comments 15 June 2011

The top 10 rejection lines given by men & women in bars and what the line actually means. A man and a woman can reject someone with exactly the same line, but when they use it they usually mean totally different things.

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Laughter, Pictures, Sex

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What Women See vs. What Men See

4 Comments 12 April 2011

Experts agree that men and women are very different, not just physically but mentally and emotionally, too. Men and women even see and imagine some things quite differently. Given the following job terms women see the person performing the job significantly different than a man sees it.

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Laughter, Pictures, Sex

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How’s the Weather?

No Comments 02 March 2011

Being a weatherperson may be the only job where you can be wrong 70% of the time and still keep your job. It’s kind of like reading your fortune from a fortune cookie… so what if your predictions don’t come true.

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Booze, Enjoyment, Laughter, Pictures

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Why Teachers Drink!

2 Comments 01 March 2011

Teaching is not an easy profession and students don’t make the job any easier. Take a look at some answers that came from some creative students. They are funny, but you soon understand why sometimes teachers just need to “get away from it all” and why they need a drink!

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Guide Dogs Interviews

1 Comment 10 January 2011

How tough is a Guide Dog’s job? Watch real people being interviewed for the role, and see how they handled it. The job requires 24 hours per day, 365 days per year without holidays, and the pay is love.

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Booze, Enjoyment, Laughter, Pictures

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Now It’s Time For My Real Job — GETTING LOADED!

2 Comments 05 September 2010

Now It’s Time For My Real Job — GETTING LOADED! (Poster Image)

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Beer, Booze, Enjoyment, Laughter

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Philosophy: Life & Beer

1 Comment 04 May 2010

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large empty glass jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full…

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