Tag archive for "Humor"

Booze, Jokes, Laughter

Husband comes home late and drunk…

1 Comment 04 December 2012

Husband comes home late and drunk, breaks some crockery, vomits, and falls down on the floor… his wife pulls him up, takes him to bed, and cleans up everything. The next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him… he’s hoping that they don’t have a fight. As he walked to the kitchen he sees a note near the table…

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Jokes, Laughter, Sex

The Story of French Fighter Pilot Pierre and Marie

Comments Off on The Story of French Fighter Pilot Pierre and Marie 03 December 2012

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It’s a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, “Pierre, kiss me!”

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Laughter, Sex, Video, Videos

Phone Call

1 Comment 20 November 2012

Have you ever been interrupted? Solution… fake a phone call. This is a German skit, but if you’re an English speaker I’m sure you’ll get the gist. Enjoy.

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Booze, Cigar Babes, Cigars, Jokes, Laughter

Lost at the Shopping Center [Joke]

Comments Off on Lost at the Shopping Center [Joke] 12 November 2012

My small grandson got lost at the shopping center. The boy approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost my granddad!”

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Jokes, Laughter

Doctor’s Phrases Translated

Comments Off on Doctor’s Phrases Translated 01 November 2012

Sometimes it’s hard to understand exactly what a doctor is saying. Therefore, we present these translations of what the doctor really means when he says… “This should be taken care of right away.”

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Booze, Laughter, Video, Videos, Wine

Second Cheapest Wine

Comments Off on Second Cheapest Wine 02 August 2012

Don’t know much about wine? Order the second cheapest wine. Funny video from CollegeHumor.

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Dating and Relationships, Jokes, Laughter, Sex

Marriage or Relationship… A message for women

1 Comment 11 July 2012

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn’t care about football, and will sit next to you as you watch romantic movies…

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Laughter, Sex, Video, Videos

Drunk Times with Hot Girls – Vaginas

Comments Off on Drunk Times with Hot Girls – Vaginas 19 June 2012

The guys from Simple Pickup regularly go to the streets to find pretty, tipsy ladies, and ask them some intimate questions. Today’s topic: The Vagina…

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Dating and Relationships, Laughter, Sex, Video, Videos

Caller ID

Comments Off on Caller ID 08 June 2012

Hilarious video of what happens when someone sees how you’ve labeled his or her number. What nicknames do you have on your phone?

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Jokes, Laughter

Little Johnny uses ‘Fascinate’ in a sentence

Comments Off on Little Johnny uses ‘Fascinate’ in a sentence 05 June 2012

The teacher asked the class to use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence…

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Jokes, Laughter

The Mexican Maid Asks for a Raise

Comments Off on The Mexican Maid Asks for a Raise 04 June 2012

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. The maid explains her three reasons…

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Laughter, Video, Videos

Pee Prank Gone Bad

Comments Off on Pee Prank Gone Bad 01 June 2012

Epic Pee Prank – Arrested Edition: In Cincinnati you can get arrested for breaking no laws. Cop says, “You’re not breaking any law, but you’re being Idiots.”

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