Joe’s at it again asking his ambiguous questions. This week he visits a senior citizen convention.

Enjoy our March 29, 2012 happy thong worn by Mariana Davalos. Mariana and her twin sister Camila were born in Kentucky on September 8, 1988. Their hometown is Medellin, Columbia where they have lived for most of their life. Both Mariana and her twin sister Camila are professional models and hostesses of a TV show in Colombia called “Rumbas de la Ciudad” (City Parties).

Talk about practical! This plastic party tray fits right over your drink, so you can hold everything in one hand. When you set your beer down for a food run, you can lose track of it. Don’t abandon your bottle, can, or cup when you can simply place one of the Go Plates on top of it!

It’s a flask, no it’s a cigar holder… Surprise, it’s both! Cigar Holder & Flask: because whiskey and cigars go so well together.

2. The happy drunk: the one that can’t stop smiling laughing and dancing in an uncoordinated manner, usually gets lots of free alcohol as they provide plenty of entertainment for all those around. 3. The I love you drunk: the one that confesses their undying love for everyone “I lobe you so mufchfd,” usually ends in embarrassment.

Yesterday (August 8, 2011) at 11:11 pm CDT, I posted this tweet on Twitter: Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… (Finish the sentence & RT). Forty people replied; here are their stories…

Two sexy Kiwis (New Zealanders), Jessie and Reanin, put hidden cameras on their butts while walking about Los Angeles. Check out what they recorded on video… watch as guys and gals check out their asses. Some funny reactions and some guys get burnt by their girlfriends for staring. Even Jesus gets caught glancing at the booty.

First dates can be nerve wracking, and can cause even the most experienced of daters to be shy, silent and prone to making awkward and embarrassing mistakes that blow the chances of getting a second date even before the initial date is over. Here are 10 pointers to help you put your most attractive foot forward and make a good impression.

10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer. 9. Beer doesn’t tell you how or with whom to have sex. 8. Children, too young to think for themselves, are not forced to drink beer…

October 1 is the 5th annual observance of International Sake Day. Sake Day is not yet as well known as St. Patrick’s Day (March 17th) or Cinco de Mayo (May 5th); however, it sounds like as a good reason as any to have a party and drink some sake.

The most futile & disastrous day seems well spent when reviewed through the blue, fragrant smoke of a premium cigar.

No story… just 14 "Too Cute" photos for Tuesday. Like this one.