From birth to death we all crave to be touched and held. Touch me; hold me; cuddle me; kiss me; stroke me… make me feel alive, desired, and wanted. The perfect evening: Make out, have sex, cuddle and talk. Then have sex again, go out to eat, come home, watch a movie and have sex again.

I want to cuddle your brains out.

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Enjoy our February 2, 2012 happy thong worn by Nicole Austin aka Coco.
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Happy Thong Thursday ~ February 2, 2012 (Nicole Austin)

“You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff… and she should keep the chips and dip coming.” ~Alan, age 10

“Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.” ~Ricky, age 10

In the early nineteen twenties an issue of the Italian almanac, Il Tabacco, contained an interesting column under the heading Sigaromanzia–twelve positions of the hand holding the cigar with captions showing the psychological characteristics of the smoker.

The Italian psychologists of the last century were, apparently, right. At the request of Garo Habano Fine Cigars, a number of modern experts conducted a similar experiment and came to approximately the same conclusion. So take a closer look at the people you talk to, and maybe you’ll find out something about them you didn’t know before.

A fine orator, a good psychologist

A loner, an opportunist

Cheerful, sociable, self-willed

Elegant, imposing

Hard, egoistic

Mistrustful, skeptical

Practical, vengeful

Quiet, decisive

Sensible, fair-minded

Temperamental, irritable, but a man of his word

Thrifty

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Curvy women are real women. Skinny women are real women. Women who have had boob jobs or lip enhancements or liposuction are still real women. Size 0 may make no sense mathematically, but a woman who wears that size is as real as the one who wears a size 16. What makes us “real” people is not the shape of our flesh but our basic humanity. And we lose our humanity when we judge – not when we lose weight, gain weight, or make the intensely personal decision to undergo cosmetic surgery…

Women who diet are still real women. Women who gain weight are still real women. Women who can barely fill an A cup are “real” women – and women who’ve had breast enlargements are still “real.” If we want to change the way girls feel about their bodies, we need to stop using the divisive language of “real” versus “fake.”

The girls and women you know in your life, whether you envy them or pity them, love them or hate them, are all real. The images in the magazines may be fake, but behind those images are women with real bodies, real hearts, and real emotion. And even the most beautiful women can be hurt by cruel words.

~Hugo Schwyzer

What’s Your Shape

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There are seven typical body types:
1. Diamond or Oval shape
2. Triangle shape
3. Square or rectangular shape
4. Round or apple shape
5. Hourglass shape
6. Inverted Triangle shape
7. Pear shape

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If you’re looking for another way, besides sex, cigars and booze, to reduce stress, consider tai chi (TIE-chee). Tai chi is sometimes described as “meditation in motion” because it promotes serenity through gentle movements—connecting the mind and body. Originally developed in ancient China for self-defense, tai chi evolved into a graceful form of exercise that’s now used for stress reduction and to help with a variety of other health conditions.

Look at this gifted instructor’s moves and positions. Your stress levels may even reduce by the time you scroll through these images.

1. “Is it the cigar smoke that bothers you, or the sight of someone enjoying himself?”

2. (The Response Literal:) “Put out this cigar? Seems kind of silly, but sure. Now wait a sec while I light another…”

3. (The Response Coy:) “I’d love to, but I’m afraid you’d think I’m easy.”

4. (The Response Ingenuous:) “What a coincidence! You’re the third person to ask me tha—oh, it’s you again.”

5. (The Response Juvenile:) “Who died and made you the Fun Patrol?”

6. (The Response Existential:) “What does it matter?”

7. (The Response Newlywed:) “Gosh, darling, our first fight. And just think, we’ll be able to repeat it every time I light up.”

8. (The Response Recidivist:) “My parole officer says it steadies my nerves.”

9. (The Lie Direct:) “I’m not smoking.”

10. (The Lie Circumstantial:) “Were I smoking, your request, however rude, might be worthy of reply.”

11. (The Retort Courteous, to female jerk:) “My cigar is beautifully made, gives pleasure, and is silent. You, madam, possess two of these virtues.”

12. (The Countercheck Quarrelsome:) “If I do, sir, upon whom shall we blame the stink?” [Or madam.]

13. (The Quip Modest, to female jerk:) “Madam, your advances are untimely and unexpected, but not unwelcome. Perhaps after I’ve finished this cigar.”

14. (The Reproof Valiant, to male jerk:) “Sir, we are both blowing smoke, but I at least have the courtesy to be smoking a fine cigar.”

15. (Among Yuppies:) “It depends. How much do you make?”

16. (Among Trivial Pursuers:) “Wait! Don’t tell me! ‘Put out that #(!&!$ cigar!’ Bogey. Casablanca, 1943. And Ingrid Bergman replies, ‘Why do I only get that from guys who are lousy in bed?’”

17. “No one said anything about my cigar when I was raising the flag on Iwo Jima.” [Or liberating Kuwait City.]

18. (Among Wassailers:) “No, and all God’s blessings this holiday season.”

19. (The Charles Bronson:) “Any other last requests?”

20. (The Emily Post:) “I’ve often wondered which is ruder: smoking a cigar or interrupting a total stranger?”

21. (The Clint Eastwood:) “Think of me as a grenade. This cigar is my pin. I might be a dud of a grenade. Well, punk, do you feel lucky today? Is he a dud or a live grenade? Go ahead, pull my pin.”

22. (The Tom Paine:) “No, but I’ll defend to the death your right to ask me.”

23. (The Randy Newman:) “Your growth is already stunted; don’t worry about mine.”

24. “Let me know if there’s anything you enjoy. I’ll come around and ask you to stop.”

25. (At a singles bar:) “I can’t. I’m researching a novel.”

26. (At a singles bar; Some Like It Haughty:) “What a great icebreaker! I applaud your moxie. If I were of your class, I would never dream of approaching someone like me.”

27. (At a singles bar; the Fool’s Bluff:) “I’m an artist. My medium is smoke.”

28. (At a singles bar; the Cut Indirect:) “Doctors say people with sensitive noses are sexually repressed. Kiss me.”

29. (At a singles bar, for a female jerk:) “I’m sorry. I mistook you for a woman in her prime.”

30. (At a singles bar, for a male jerk:) “I’m sorry. I mistook you for a straight.”

31. “If I can’t smoke near lowlife like you, where can I smoke?”

32. (At a class reunion:) “Does the smoke bother your nose job?”

33. (At the wheel:) “No problem. I don’t need a cigar to keep me awake… not at night… zz-zz-zzzzzz…”

34. (At a house party:) “I see our host invited all kinds.”

35. (At a barbecue:) “I’m just doing this to keep bugs away. Guess it isn’t working.”

36. (At a wrestling match:) “Why? Is it interfering with your enjoyment of mindless violence?” [Also suitable for football, hockey, or most TV.]

37. “If I do, what will it leave you to whine about?”

38. (The Team Player’s Move:) “I’d like to help you out. It’s just that you caught me at a bad time—I’m smoking a cigar right now.”

39. (The Backhand Return:) “God, I admire people who aren’t afraid to be disliked.”

40. (The Pensive Parry:) [pause to savor your cigar] “Every time I light up, somebody asks me that.”

41. (The Sympathy Play:) “Don’t you know I only have a week to live? Who put you up to this?”

42. (The Sicilian Gambit:) “Sure, I’ll put it out. Vinnie—remember that face.”

43. (The Appeal to Simple Justice:) “You’re the third person to ask me that. And if I said yes now, it wouldn’t be fair to the others.”

44. (The NRA Recoil:) “If cigars are outlawed, only outlaws will have cigars.”

45. (The Civil Servant Squelch:) “I’m only authorized to light ‘em, not put ‘em out. You need a GS-17. Besides, I’m on my lunch break.”

46. (The Diner’s Club:) “Put out that food. I’m trying to smoke.”

47. (The Postprandial Cordial:) “Oops, I don’t have an ashtray. Would you pass me your plate?”

48. (The Sharp Salute:) “Yes, sir, Captain Bringdown. Sir!”

49. “I’ll bet you’re looking forward to martial law.”

50. (When in Moscow; the Red Scare:) “Give me your name and the names of all who feel this way.”

51. (The California Turn-down:) “I hear you. I know where you’re coming from. I just can’t get behind it.”

52. (The Hell’s Kitchen Kiss-off:) “What difference does it make? You’ll still be ugly.”

53. “You must have a lot to think about.”

54. (To a wealthy snob:) “Why? Are you waiting around for the butt?”

55. (To a health nut:) “I’ll have you know this cigar is natural, organic, and without artificial ingredients, which is more than I can say for your Gore-tex shorts, granola breath!”

56. (To a lawyer:) “I hope you’re not singling me out. You get paid good money to torment people.” [Also works with doctors and dentists.]

57. (To a flashy dresser:) “Sure, if you’ll turn down the volume on your jacket.”

58. (To a four-year-old:) “Make me.”

59. (To a pretty woman:) “Yes, but that cannot extinguish the fire in (a) my heart. (b) your eyes. (c) your hair.”

60. (To an indignant young thing:) “I like a filly with spirit.”

61. (To a feminist:) “You’ve got the wrong guy. I’m neither your father nor all men.”

62. (To a dog owner:) “Certainly. [to dog:] Gimme paw.”

63. (To a dog-walker in the park:) “Sure. Say, there’s something on the bottom of my shoe. Could you kind of flick it off for me?”

64. (To a foreigner:) [Point to your watch and say loudly] “It’s three twenty-five!”

65. (To a gum-chewer) “I’d like to, but unlike you, I can’t stick my oral fixation under a table.”

66. (To a comedy writer:) “I can’t hear you, I’ve got a cigar in my mouth.”

67. (To a neighbor:) “As long as we’re getting rid of nuisances, how about your family?”

68. (To a shrink:) “What’s really bothering you?”

69. (To a jogger:) “Hey, sorry about Jim Fixx.”

70. “Can I see some ID?”

71. (The Phil Donahue smarm-out:) [loudly] “Thank you for sharing. Let’s open it up. [using cigar as microphone] How does the rest of the restaurant feel? Help me out here!” [This can backfire!]

72. (At a nice four-star French restaurant:) [loudly] “Hey, buddy! If you don’t have any money, you should have thought of that before you ordered!”

73. (At a church social:) [loudly] “Go peddle your child pornography elsewhere!”

74. (At the deli:) [loudly] “No, I won’t sign your petition to pardon Nazi war criminals!”

75. “How ironic… I lit this to keep you away.”

76. (To a prim spinster:) [loudly] “But you said you liked it last night at the No-Tell Motel!”

77. (The hand-out card approach:) [Hand the jerk a card which reads:] “You have just insulted a very wealthy person.”

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The term diplopia is derived from two Greek words: meaning double, and meaning eye. See, who saying you can’t learn anything from visiting Sex, Cigars & Booze Lifestyle Magazine at least once a day. Double vision (diplopia), a most troublesome visual disorder, can be caused from over indulging in booze or from staring at this photo for too long.

Enjoy our January 26, 2012 happy thong…

Happy Thong Thursday ~ January 26, 2012 (Diplopia)