These five TV spots are a bit of a turnaround for the AXE brand, which usually tells the “use product, get girl,” story in its creative work. This new series of commercials for AXE Shower Gel, for a change, features men trying to keep up with high-achieving women.

Here are three TV commercials from a Canadian pay-per-view porn service that illustrate why sexual fantasies never happen in real life. Beautiful women can’t always get out of a speeding ticket, and even if you answer the door in a towel, you still need to pay for the pizza.

Here are my top ten words, compiled from online collections, to describe love, desire and relationships that have no real English translation, but that capture subtle realities that even we English speakers have felt once or twice.

A couple, at the end of their first date, gets down to the business of negotiating what comes next. Imagine if the negotiations were completely honest and both people shared their true thoughts and feeling. The result… hilarious!

I respect women who are asexual, celibate, monogamous, multi-partnered, or have had more partners than they can recall. I respect women who only have sex after a commitment to monogamy and those who have sex with someone within minutes of meeting them. I respect women who have transactional sex, women who have sex for love, or for any other reason.

Here is a list of reasons why you should let me touch your butt, what you could be missing out on if you don’t, and a list of the only downsides to letting me touch your butt…

Wife goes to bed and her husband decides to watch a bit of Internet porn, but what if…?

I was in Bermuda at a bar with a business friend and she ordered a drink with a cherry. As we were talking she flirtingly put the cherry in her mouth and a few seconds later she removed the stem tied in a knot. Now a few other people noticed her do it and she was asked to do it again. Before long she had the attention of every guy at the bar.

I’ve been told that people in the army do more by 7:00 am than I do in an entire day but…

Even if she’s in control, a woman prefers a different sexual approach than men do, which may explain why lesbians climax more often than straight women do.

Imagine for a moment what it would be like if guys acted like girls and girls acted like guys while dating. Now watch how that would play out. It’s hilarious.

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband…