From birth to death we all crave to be touched and held. Touch me; hold me; cuddle me; kiss me; stroke me… make me feel alive, desired, and wanted. The perfect evening: Make out, have sex, cuddle & talk. Then have sex again, go out to eat, come home, watch a movie and have sex again.

Nine graphs from CoolMaterial.com illustrating truths about Valentine’s Day.

Since the invention of the light bulb, the thong is arguably the best thing ever made for mankind. Every Thursday afternoon we unveil a Happy Thong Thursday photo here and announce it on Twitter. Enjoy our February 2, 2012 happy thong worn by Nicole Austin aka Coco.

Kids talk about dating, marriage, and relationships. “You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.” ~Alan, age 10

Curvy women are real women. Skinny women are real women. Women who have had boob jobs or lip enhancements or liposuction are still real women. Size 0 may make no sense mathematically, but a woman who wears that size is as real as the one who wears a size 16. What makes us “real” people is not the shape of our flesh but our basic humanity. And we lose our humanity when we judge…

The ancient art of tai chi uses gentle flowing movements to reduce the stress of today’s busy lifestyles and improve health. If you’re looking for another way, besides sex, cigars and booze, to reduce stress, consider tai chi (TIE-chee). Look at this gifted instructor’s moves and positions.

The term diplopia is derived from two Greek words: meaning double, and meaning eye. See, who saying you can’t learn anything from visiting Sex, Cigars & Booze Lifestyle Magazine at least once a day. Double vision (diplopia), a most troublesome visual disorder, can be caused from over indulging in booze or from staring at this photo for too long.

A WOMAN IS OFTEN MEASURED by the things she cannot control. She is measured by the way her body curves or doesn’t curve, by where she is flat or straight or round. She is measured by numbers, but as every woman knows, measurements are only statistics, and STATISTICS LIE.

We don’t always say what we think and sometimes we have a hard time express our true feelings, but one thing for sure men and women have a different way of communicating. These handy reference charts should help decode the real message.

Since the invention of the light bulb, the thong is arguably the best thing ever made for mankind. Every Thursday afternoon we unveil a Happy Thong Thursday photo here and announce it on Twitter. This is our January 19, 2012 happy thong… Enjoy!

This commercial isn’t real, neither are society’s standards of beauty. “…results so dramatic, they’re almost unrealistic.”

What if the point of life has nothing to do with the creation of an ever-expanding region of control? …What if the point of life is to lie naked with your lover in a shady grove of trees? …What if the point from the beginning has been to simply be?