Booze, Jokes, Laughter

There’s a Fly in My Champagne

Comments Off on There’s a Fly in My Champagne 29 January 2013

A multi-national company held a reception to celebrate an exceptionally great year. The waiter gave each guest a glass of champagne, but on inspection, they all noticed that their glass contained a fly. What would you do?

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Jokes, Laughter, Sex

The Veterinarian

Comments Off on The Veterinarian 15 January 2013

One Sunday, while counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week! The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.

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Dating and Relationships, Jokes, Laughter, Sex

A Couple Watching TV

1 Comment 03 January 2013

A couple is watching a pay-per-view boxing match on TV. The husband sighs and says, “Man, what a rip off!…

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Dating and Relationships, Jokes, Laughter, Sex

When elderly people marry

Comments Off on When elderly people marry 27 December 2012

An elderly couple, both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

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Jokes, Laughter, Sex

Worldwide Dating Protocol

Comments Off on Worldwide Dating Protocol 05 December 2012

The protocols and practices of dating vary considerably from country to country. Here we present eight different protocols…

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Booze, Jokes, Laughter

Husband comes home late and drunk…

1 Comment 04 December 2012

Husband comes home late and drunk, breaks some crockery, vomits, and falls down on the floor… his wife pulls him up, takes him to bed, and cleans up everything. The next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him… he’s hoping that they don’t have a fight. As he walked to the kitchen he sees a note near the table…

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The Story of French Fighter Pilot Pierre and Marie

Comments Off on The Story of French Fighter Pilot Pierre and Marie 03 December 2012

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It’s a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, “Pierre, kiss me!”

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Be careful what you ask for… 50 shades of grey

Comments Off on Be careful what you ask for… 50 shades of grey 26 November 2012

Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip together for many years. Two days before the group was to leave, Ron’s wife put her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. Ron’s buddies were very upset that he couldn’t go, but what could they do?…

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Booze, Bourbon, Enjoyment, Jokes, Laughter, Scotch, Whiskey

How to Cook a Turkey in 20 Easy Steps

Comments Off on How to Cook a Turkey in 20 Easy Steps 22 November 2012

Step 1: Go buy a turkey; Step 2: Take a drink of bourbon, scotch, or whiskey; Step 3: Put turkey in the oven… Happy Thanksgiving!

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Jokes, Laughter

Top 10 times in history when ‘FUCK’ was the appropriate word

2 Comments 21 November 2012

10. “What the fuck was that?” ~Mayor of Hiroshima, August 1945; 9.” Where did all these fucking Indians come from?” ~Custer 1877

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Booze, Cigar Babes, Cigars, Jokes, Laughter

Lost at the Shopping Center [Joke]

Comments Off on Lost at the Shopping Center [Joke] 12 November 2012

My small grandson got lost at the shopping center. The boy approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost my granddad!”

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Doctor’s Phrases Translated

Comments Off on Doctor’s Phrases Translated 01 November 2012

Sometimes it’s hard to understand exactly what a doctor is saying. Therefore, we present these translations of what the doctor really means when he says… “This should be taken care of right away.”

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