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A couple in their 80’s go to a sex therapist

No Comments 18 June 2013

A Florida couple, both well into their 80’s, go to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asks, “What can I do for you?” The man says, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?” The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

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Should you call in sick today? [Flowchart]

No Comments 21 May 2013

Should you call in sick today? Do you have enough time to take a pre-work poo? You’re faced with tough decisions every morning. This handy flowchart will help guide you through them.

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Why beer is good, according to kids

No Comments 07 May 2013

A handful of 7-year-old children were asked, what they thought of beer. Some interesting responses, but the last one is especially touching.

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Life’s Demerit System for Men

No Comments 01 March 2013

All married men will attest to some real wisdom in this article. In the world of romance, one single rule applies: MAKE THE WOMAN HAPPY!

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Bran Muffins

No Comments 21 February 2013

An elderly 85-year-old couple dies and goes to heaven where St. Peter escorts them through the Pearly Gates, and into a waiting limousine…

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Irish Viagra

No Comments 19 February 2013

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s libido…

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Three little boys

No Comments 06 February 2013

THREE LITTLE BOYS were concerned because they couldn’t get anyone to play with them. They decided it was because they had not been baptized and didn’t go to Sunday school. So they went to the nearest church. But, only the janitor was there.

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There’s a Fly in My Champagne

No Comments 29 January 2013

A multi-national company held a reception to celebrate an exceptionally great year. The waiter gave each guest a glass of champagne, but on inspection, they all noticed that their glass contained a fly. What would you do?

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The Veterinarian

No Comments 15 January 2013

One Sunday, while counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week! The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.

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A Couple Watching TV

1 Comment 03 January 2013

A couple is watching a pay-per-view boxing match on TV. The husband sighs and says, “Man, what a rip off!…

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When elderly people marry

No Comments 27 December 2012

An elderly couple, both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

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Worldwide Dating Protocol

Worldwide Dating Protocol

No Comments 05 December 2012

The protocols and practices of dating vary considerably from country to country. Here we present eight different protocols…

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