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Male Logic

No Comments 14 May 2012

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what she will do with the money.

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Pregnancy Q&A

No Comments 18 April 2012

Doctors are asked many questions about pregnancy, birth, and recovery. Here are the top 10 questions they’re asked. These questions are legitimate, but the answers are purely for your entertainment.

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The Honeymoon ~ Joke

No Comments 09 April 2012

The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?” “OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply…

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Golf Meditations

No Comments 27 March 2012

GOLF is an acronym for Game Of Love & Frustration, as evidenced by the following meditations: If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age. Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing. Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is actually the beginning of the next group of three.

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Booze, Jokes, Laughter, Sex

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Sex In The Irish Tradition

1 Comment 16 March 2012

Friday Night is very much love-night for the Irish man. Arriving back from the pub, having partaken of the traditional Irish aphrodisiac—12 pints of Guinness, and some fish and chips, his mind set on one thing… LOVE!

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When to trust your spouse

No Comments 17 February 2012

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband…

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The Girl Next Door

7 Comments 14 February 2012

This is my neighbor… She’s single… She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my living room. I was surprised when she walked across the street and knocked on my door…

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Booze, Cigars, Jokes, Laughter, Videos

Surgeon General- Smoking Fine As Long As You Only Do It When You Drink

Surgeon General: Smoking fine if you only do it when you drink

No Comments 06 January 2012

Surgeon General: “It’s fine to smoke if you only smoke while drinking.” The office of the Surgeon General holds a live press conference to explain that no one has ever gotten cancer from just bumming a couple cigarettes at a party. Source: The Onion

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Kids Play Wedding [Joke]

No Comments 02 January 2012

A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing “wedding.” The wedding vows went like this…

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How to get yourself a hot date

1 Comment 29 December 2011

There is a sure fire way of getting yourself a hot date. It works every time, guaranteed! Here it is… the complete three-step guide.

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The worse thing after a night of drinking

No Comments 28 December 2011

I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or…

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Merry Christmas & Happy New Year

No Comments 24 December 2011

A collection of 20 of the best Santa, Christmas, and Seasonal cartoons received this year. Laugh and enjoy.

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