Nine graphs from CoolMaterial.com illustrating truths about Valentine’s Day.

Since the invention of the light bulb, the thong is arguably the best thing ever made for mankind. Every Thursday afternoon we unveil a Happy Thong Thursday photo here and announce it on Twitter. Enjoy our February 2, 2012 happy thong worn by Nicole Austin aka Coco.

Kids talk about dating, marriage, and relationships. “You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.” ~Alan, age 10

Curvy women are real women. Skinny women are real women. Women who have had boob jobs or lip enhancements or liposuction are still real women. Size 0 may make no sense mathematically, but a woman who wears that size is as real as the one who wears a size 16. What makes us “real” people is not the shape of our flesh but our basic humanity. And we lose our humanity when we judge…

The ancient art of tai chi uses gentle flowing movements to reduce the stress of today’s busy lifestyles and improve health. If you’re looking for another way, besides sex, cigars and booze, to reduce stress, consider tai chi (TIE-chee). Look at this gifted instructor’s moves and positions.

Some of these are good and should be remembered and used, some are rude and arrogant, but mostly these are all quite funny. Example: 1. “Is it the cigar smoke that bothers you, or the sight of someone enjoying himself?” 35. (At a barbecue:) “I’m just doing this to keep bugs away. Guess it isn’t working.” 43. (The Appeal to Simple Justice:) “You’re the third person to ask me that. And if I said yes now, it wouldn’t be fair to the others.” 75. “How ironic… I lit this to keep you away.”

The term diplopia is derived from two Greek words: meaning double, and meaning eye. See, who saying you can’t learn anything from visiting Sex, Cigars & Booze Lifestyle Magazine at least once a day. Double vision (diplopia), a most troublesome visual disorder, can be caused from over indulging in booze or from staring at this photo for too long.

A WOMAN IS OFTEN MEASURED by the things she cannot control. She is measured by the way her body curves or doesn’t curve, by where she is flat or straight or round. She is measured by numbers, but as every woman knows, measurements are only statistics, and STATISTICS LIE.

Since the invention of the light bulb, the thong is arguably the best thing ever made for mankind. Every Thursday afternoon we unveil a Happy Thong Thursday photo here and announce it on Twitter. This is our January 19, 2012 happy thong… Enjoy!

This commercial isn’t real, neither are society’s standards of beauty. “…results so dramatic, they’re almost unrealistic.”

Arguments that start with “nothing” usually end in “fine.” If you hear any of these words, chances are you are not going to enjoy a pleasant evening.

Since the invention of the light bulb, the thong is arguably the best thing ever made for mankind. Every Thursday afternoon we unveil a Happy Thong Thursday photo here and announce it on Twitter. Our January 12, 2012 Happy Thong is being worn by Vida Guerra. I’m sure you’ll agree her ass is spectacular. Enjoy!