Some of these are good and should be remembered and used, some are rude and arrogant, but mostly these are all quite funny. Example: 1. “Is it the cigar smoke that bothers you, or the sight of someone enjoying himself?” 35. (At a barbecue:) “I’m just doing this to keep bugs away. Guess it isn’t working.” 43. (The Appeal to Simple Justice:) “You’re the third person to ask me that. And if I said yes now, it wouldn’t be fair to the others.” 75. “How ironic… I lit this to keep you away.”
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