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Man’s Best Friend

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A real woman is a man’s best friend
She will never stand him up or let him down
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day
She will inspire him to do things he thought he could never do;
She will empower him to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make him feel as if he was the most handsome man in the room.
And enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible…
No wait… Sorry… I was thinking of whiskey.
It’s whiskey that does all that shit.
Never mind.


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