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There’s a Fly in My Champagne

Comments Off on There’s a Fly in My Champagne 29 January 2013

There’s a Fly in My Champagne

A multi-national company held a reception to celebrate an exceptionally great year. The waiter gave each guest a glass of champagne, but on inspection, they all noticed that their glass contained a fly. What would you do?

• The Swede asked for new champagne in the same glass.

• The Englishman demanded to have new champagne in a new glass.

• The Finn picked out the fly out and drank the champagne.

• The Russian drank the champagne, fly and all.

• The Chinese ate the fly but left the champagne.

• The Israeli caught the fly and sold it to the Chinese.

• The Italian drank two thirds of the champagne and then demanded to have a new glass.

• The Norwegian took the fly and went off to fish.

• The Irishman ground the fly and mixed it in the champagne, which he then donated to the Englishman.

• The American sued the restaurant and claimed $50 million in compensation.

• The Scotsman grabbed the fly by the throat and shouted, “Now spit out all that you swallowed.”

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