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When elderly people marry

0 Comments 27 December 2012

Old People in Bed - Andy Griffith

An elderly couple, both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the older gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

“How do you feel about sex?” he asked, rather cautiously.

“I would like it infrequently,” she replied.

The gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered, “Is that one word or two?”

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