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Santa still smokes his pipe in our version of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’

0 Comments 21 December 2012

The PC police have ripped the pipe out of Santa’s mouth in an updated version called Night Before Christmas

Santa has kicked the habit in time for Christmas. No, not the sugar plum habit, or his fur-wearing habit, or his penchant for romping recklessly around open flame.

No, gentlepeople, this is the year the man in red gave up pipe tobacco, at least in a new book version of “Twas the Night Before Christmas” that has received attention from some lofty corners, including the American Library Association and the American Academy of Pediatrics.

The self-published Pamela McColl of Vancouver, Canada, has a mission for her story, to protect children and their parents from the ravages of smoking. She mortgaged her house and sunk $200,000 into her telling of the 189-year-old holiday poem, touring the states to promote it ahead of its September release.

What, particularly, did McColl do? She excised these lines: “The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth. And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.” And she added to the cover: “Edited by Santa Claus for the benefit of children of the 21st century.”

And she included a letter from Santa on the back jacket flap announcing that “all of that old tired business of smoking” is behind him, claiming (by the way) that the reindeer can confirm his fur outerwear is faux out of respect for animals, including the polar bears of his beloved North Pole.

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We believe political correctness is BULLSHIT!

SantaPipe-363Political correctness: an approach where coddling cowards circumvent the truth to avoid sounding racist, sexist, or otherwise generally observant.

No worries Santa; you’re welcome to smoke your pipe here.

The removed verse from the original:

“The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
and the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.”

~Verse from the original Twas the Night Before Christmas by Major Henry Livingston Jr. (1748-1828)

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