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Husband comes home late and drunk…

1 Comment 04 December 2012

Husband comes home late and drunk, breaks some crockery, vomits, and falls down on the floor… his wife pulls him up, takes him to bed, and cleans up everything.

The next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him… he’s hoping that they don’t have a fight. As he walked to the kitchen he sees a note near the table…

“Honey, your favorite breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy groceries… I’ll come running back to you, my love. I love you.”

He’s very surprised and asks his son, “What happened last night?”

His son said, “When got home you were as dunk as a skunk, and mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt. And you yelled…
‘HEY LADY! LEAVE ME ALONE… I AM MARRIED!’”

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  1. Arcie Fernandez says:

    awwwwwww… if husband is gonna be like that.. ill love him faithfuly forever


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