Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip together for many years.
Two days before the group was to leave, Ron’s wife put her foot down and tells him he isn’t going.
Ron’s buddies were very upset that he couldn’t go, but what could they do?
Two days later the three get to the camping site to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, dinner cooking on the fire, and enjoying a cold beer and smoking a cigar.
“Shit Ron, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?”
“Well,” Ron said. “I’ve been here since last night. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, ‘Guess who?’ I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing sexy lingerie. She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.
“And then she said, ‘Do whatever you want.’
“So, here I am!”