I was chatting with a girl in the pub last night and I told her of my uncanny ability to be able to tell the day any woman was born by holding their boobs in my hands.

She thought I was joking, but she was curious none the less. Eventually curiosity got the better of her and she said go on then give it a try!

I stood there feeling her boobs for about a minute before she finally lost her patience and asked, “So? When was I born?”

I replied, “Yesterday.”