Since the invention of the light bulb, the thong is arguably the best thing ever made for mankind. Every Thursday afternoon we unveil a Happy Thong Thursday photo here and announce it on Twitter.

Enjoy our August 16, 2012 Happy Thong Thursday model Alyssa Marie. She was born October 29, 1984 (age 27) in Bucks County, Pennsylvania, USA. Alyssa Marie is an American adult model. She was the Playboy Cyber Girl of the Week for February 4, 2012.

Blonde bombshell Alyssa Marie claims that she’s a “true dork” at heart and has an uncanny ability to make others laugh. This gun-shooting country girl likes to rough it in the woods as much as she likes being pampered in the city.

Alyssa Marie is 5’3” tall (160 cm) and her measurements are 34D-26-34 (implants)

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Happy Thong Thursday ~ August 16, 2012 (Alyssa Marie)