The four types of female orgasm, and how to spot them…

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot; bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons. A bad girl is the kind of girl a man never gets tired of.

Our July 26, 2012 Happy Thong Thursday model is Louisa Marie. Louisa is a 24 year old professional model with 6 years experience. She’s from England and her measurements are 32E-24-32 (natural)

Enjoy our July 19, 2012 happy thong worn by Priya Rai aka Priya Anjali Rai. Priya is an Indian American Adult Film Star. She was born on December 25, 1977 (Age 34). Priya Rai is 5’3” tall (160 cm) and her measurements are 34DD-25-35

Learn to love the body you’re in and your guy will too, hell, he probably already does. Let yourself love it too. If y’all women could see yourself through my eyes, you would truly see how beautiful you really are.

Enjoy our July 12, 2012 happy thong worn by Isabella Milan aka Rafaela Grossl. Rafaela was born in Brazil 23 years ago and moved to Miami when she was 7 years old. She’s a full time student at FSU, staying busy with modeling and trying to finish school. Isabella Milan/Rafaela Grossl’s measurements are 34C-25-36

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn’t care about football, and will sit next to you as you watch romantic movies…

“I wish to say that I’m not ashamed of anything whatever that I do, and I don’t feel that smoking makes me ashamed, and therefore I mean to smoke to the glory of God.” ~C.H. Spurgeon

Enjoy our July 5, 2012 happy thong worn by Jessica Burciaga. Jessica Burciaga is an American Actress. She was born on April 11, 1983, in Santa Fe Springs, California. Her father Ty is Mexican and her mother Lisa is French and Irish. Jessica Burciaga, also known as Jessie. She is a popular glamour model and was selected to be Playboy’s February 2009 Playmate of the Month.

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