A guy who recently turned 65 went to his doctor to have a medical exam.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said he was doing “fairly well” for his age.
A little concerned about that comment, he couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I will live to be 80?”
The doctor asked, “Do you smoke tobacco?”
The doctor continued, “Do you drink alcoholic beverages?”
“No,” he replied. “I don’t do drugs, either.”
“Do you have many friends and entertain frequently?”
“No, I usually stay home and keep to myself.” He said.
“Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?”
“No, I don’t,” he said.
“Do you ride motorcycles, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?”
“No,” he said. “I don’t do any of those things.”
The doctor looked at him and said, “So, then why do you give a shit?