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Will I live to be 80?

1 Comment 12 June 2012

A guy who recently turned 65 went to his doctor to have a medical exam.

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said he was doing “fairly well” for his age.

A little concerned about that comment, he couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I will live to be 80?”

The doctor asked, “Do you smoke tobacco?”

“Oh no,” he replied.

The doctor continued, “Do you drink alcoholic beverages?”

“No,” he replied. “I don’t do drugs, either.”

“Do you have many friends and entertain frequently?”

“No, I usually stay home and keep to myself.” He said.

“Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?”

He said, “No, my last doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!”

“Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?”

“No, I don’t,” he said.

“Do you ride motorcycles, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?”

“No,” he said. “I don’t do any of those things.”

The doctor looked at him and said, “So, then why do you give a shit?

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  1. Tracy Murray says:

    I am 49 years old , I am still a virgin , I don’t go out as much anymore , only make friends through social networking , I just started drinking last year , but I drink only beer and only on occassions , I do however drink lots of coffee and sodas , I stay up really late , until 3 in the morning , unless there is stuff to do in the morning , and I eat red meat , but not everyday . Does that mean I will live to see eighty ? Maybe , maybe not , I will leave that up to fate . By the way , David , I don’t go see my doctor as often as I should , only when my social worker tells me to .

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