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Dave stared sadly into his beer [Joke]

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Dave was staring sadly into his beer and sighed heavily.

“What’s up Dave?” asked the bartender. “It’s not like you to be so down in the mouth.”

“It’s my five-year-old son,” the man replied.

“Don’t tell me, he’s in trouble for fighting in school? My boy’s just the same. Forget about it; it happens to boys that age,” said the bartender, sympathetically.

“I only wish it was that,” answered Dave, “but it’s much worse. The little bastard has got our 16-year-old baby sitter pregnant.”

“That’s impossible!” gasped the bartender.

“No it’s not,” said Dave. “The sneak went and stuck a pin in all my condoms.”

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