Smoking is a personal statement, and that statement is independence and flair. Ayn Rand once said of smoking, “Fire, a dangerous force, tamed at his fingertips.” Smoking exudes sophistication and an ability to relax and enjoy life. These are the people you want to hang out with, not dull teetotalers.

Learn these fundamentals of the saloon lexicon. You’ll look like a smart, sophisticated drinker, and more importantly, your libation will be served the way you want it.