Jokes, Laughter

My Favorite Animal

2 Comments 22 May 2012

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”

She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.

He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal’s office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, “Colonel Sanders.”

Guess where I am now…

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2 Comments so far

  1. lanre says:

    yes your right,its good to tell the truth even though the truth is better…..

  2. Emma Tameside says:

    I was in stitches by the end of this, and if this is your original content, well done! I know some people could find this offensive, but I’m a regular donor to various animal welfare charities and work at animal shelters across the country and I still find it funny.

    It all depends really, I mean if this actually happened for example, I would agree that the child would need to be taught that animals aren’t just a source of food. It could lead to some predicaments later in life!

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