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Relationship Definitions

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ATTRACTION: the act of associating horniness with a particular person.

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

DATING: the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

BIRTH CONTROL: avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men or spending time around children.

EASY: a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.

PRIG: a term used to describe a woman who wants to stay virgin until married.

EYE CONTACT: a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many woman have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman’s eyes are not located in her chest.

FRIEND: a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw that makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing sexually.

INDIFFERENCE: a woman’s feelings towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as “playing hard to get.”

INTERESTING: a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.

IRRITATING HABIT: what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

LAW OF RELATIVITY: how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportional to how unattractive your date is.

NYMPHOMANIAC: a man’s term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.

FRIGID: a man’s term for a woman who wants to have sex less often than he does, or who requires more foreplay than lifting her nightgown.

SOBER: condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.

NAG: a man’s term for a woman who wants more from her life with him than just intercourse.

PUSSY WHIPPED: when a man compromises his regular habits for a woman, for the purpose of getting sex.

DICKMATIZED: when a woman associates any words, items or random thought with the love of a penis. And/or, when a woman is in a hypnotic trance, because of the quality of the sex.

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