Dating and Relationships, Jokes, Laughter, Sex

Pregnancy Q&A

Comments Off on Pregnancy Q&A 18 April 2012

Doctors are asked many questions about pregnancy, birth, and recovery. Here are the top 10 questions they’re asked. These questions are legitimate, but the answers are purely for your entertainment.

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 kids are enough.

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method of determining the baby’s sex?
A: Childbirth

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that she’s borderline irrational.
A: So, what is your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out that you’re pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word ‘alimony’ means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

Comments are closed.

Subscribe & Follow:

T-Shirts & Apparel

Click on image to visit shop…

© 2018 Sex, Cigars & Booze Lifestyle Magazine.