Since the invention of the light bulb, the thong is arguably the best thing ever made for mankind. Every Thursday afternoon we unveil a Happy Thong Thursday photo here and announce it on Twitter.
In praise of women over 40, this week our thong model is 42-year-old, Dylan Rider. Proof again that the thong panty isn’t just for college girls. We believe women get better with age like fine wine, cognac, and bourbon.
“You boys can keep your virgins; give me hot old women in high heels with asses that forgot to get old.” ~Charles Bukowski
Dylan Ryder was born December 31, 1969 in Fresno, California. Realizing she wasn’t getting older, but getting better, she began her adult film career in 2005 when she was 36 years old. Dylan does not currently have any tattoos nor does she have any piercings.
Dylan Ryder is 5’9” tall (175 cm), weighs 139 lbs, and her measurements are: 36DD-27-36 (Implants)
Follow Dylan Ryder on Twitter: @DylanRyderxxx









She looks bootiful. Don’t know if I’m buying that bit about her age, though. I guess she’s supposed to be posing in an office, but the porn tapes in the background of pics 1&2 kind of throw that off.