Since the invention of the light bulb, the thong is arguably the best thing ever made for mankind. Every Thursday afternoon we unveil a Happy Thong Thursday photo here and announce it on Twitter.
Today’s theme is spring-cleaning. It’s that time of year again. Now that the weather is warming up, what better way to do the cleaning than wearing a thong and rubber gloves. That way you’ll dirty the least amount of clothes, and the real payoff comes when you’re done. By then, your partner, having watched you cleaning, will be ready to hop in the shower with you and help you do some personal cleaning. Of course, if you’re doing the cleaning together, you’ll always be properly clothed for some sexy fooling around leading to “rest breaks.”