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The Girl Next Door

7 Comments 14 February 2012

This is my neighbor…

She’s single…
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door…
I rushed to open it.

She looks at me, and says, “I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?”

I immediately replied, “Nope, I’m free… I have no plans at all!”

Then she said, “Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?”

Man… getting old is hell!

Your Comments

7 Comments so far

  1. Deenix says:

    Who is this model?

  2. David Voth says:

    I’m trying to find out.

  3. Christina Barker says:

    Lmao!! That’s great!!!

  4. T'Gator'Brown says:

    Man… that’s rough. She is too beautiful, I’d watdh the dog just to have her come back over & thank me later…

  5. notageek says:

    i could only watch the dog after the cat (cat = her) gave me a demonstration of her favorite position(s) and indulgances…

    it would be a good starter.

  6. Gman says:

    I would hit that until my dick fell off.

  7. Landon says:

    Shes not single with that wedding ring on.

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