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The Penis Poem by Willie Nelson

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I hate to think about it, but they say that eventually we’ll all be celibate.

These words of wisdom on the subject are from the famous philosopher, iconic country and western singer, Willie Nelson, on his 75th birthday. Only a man with such wisdom and maturity could be so concise and succinct in phrasing his feelings at this turning point in his life.

“I have outlived my pecker.” ~Willie Nelson on his 75th birthday (b. April 30, 1933 ~ age 78)

The Penis Poem
by Willie Nelson

My nookie days are over,
my pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
is now my waterspout.

Time was when, on its own accord,
from my trousers it would spring.
But now I’ve got a full time job,
to find the fuckin’ thing.

It used to be embarrassing,
the way it would behave.
For every single morning,
it would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,
it sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
and watch me tie my shoes!

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