Two older guys were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.
The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog. The 80-year-old was amazed at his friend’s stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87-year-old said, “Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you’ll have great stamina with the ladies.”
So, on the way home, the 80-year-old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.
He said, “Do you have any Rye bread?”
She said, “Yes, there’s a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?”
He answered, “I want five loaves.”
She said, “My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the third loaf, it’ll be hard.”
He exclaimed, “I can’t believe it, everybody knows about this shit but me!”