Jokes, Laughter, Sex

An Aging Optimist

1 Comment 12 December 2011

Two old guys are talking to each other one day. The first old guy says,
“Ya know, when I was 25 and got a erection, I couldn’t bend it with both hands.
By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried real hard.
By the time I was 60, I could bend it 20 degrees, no problem.
I’m gonna be 70 next week, and I can bend it in half with just one hand.”

The second senior asks, “So, what’s your point?”

“Well, I’m just wondering how much stronger am I gonna get!?”

Your Comments

1 comment

  1. Awesome, Minister of says:

    I don’t try to bend mine… It always rebounds back and slaps me in the face.

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