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Okay, if we get caught—here’s the story…

0 Comments 09 August 2011

Yesterday (August 8, 2011) at 11:11 pm CDT, I posted this tweet on Twitter: Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… (Finish the sentence & RT). Forty people replied; here are their stories:

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… It was all JackDaniel’s idea and our Weiser Buddy said it was good.
via Jissan69 Jissan Bonermans

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… We were skinny dipping and slipped on the wet floor.
via chadgreywolf Chad Adams

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… It was on the bucket list, I have 6 weeks to live.
via BlackGoldKris Kris Walker

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… I thought I had a hall pass???!!!
via Beantownandyi Andy Irvin

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… The microwave already had those burn marks.
via MajorBlain Blain Schiff

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… What story? 1) Wasn’t me. 2) She’s lying. 3) Someone hacked my account (my space, yahoo!, facebook, etc…) No story needed.
via KF5LSA Silvia Bueno

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… She told me she was 18…
via Sweat_706 Matt Sweatman

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… Blame the cuts/society if all else fails, our parents.
via Peterlg

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… Tell your daughter it was dark, you thought it was dad.
via adav14 Andrew Davidson

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… You’re rollin with hipsta jesus we aint got nothin to worry about.
via HipstaJesus Hipsta Jesus!

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… You slipped fell, & landed on my dick.
via LIONSDEN626 Albert Boubion

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… I was roofied.
via trappstyle Lindsey Trapp-Sawyer

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… We’re paramedics looking for our escaped psych patient.
via hellimedic Matt

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… It was just to stay warm ~ we didn’t know that wall was a picture window!
via HthrHayes HM Hayes

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… we are just friends and you are gay.
via darkbLackLady Nilkan Er

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… She said she was 18. She wanted to try something called ‘Just the tip’.
via BigMackPgh

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… Dad said we could have some.
via NickSilly Nick Druga II

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… You got bit by a snake and I was sucking the poison out… 
via D20girlLA Anime Is Sexy

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… I’ll sling shot this condom that I’m wearing and blind your mom partially!
via Kashif_aijaz Kashif Farooqui

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… We thought it was Forrest Gump.
via niceworkmsft Gregory Gold

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… It was all Guido’s fault and he forced us to do it (;
via Brodio27 Brody Blaine

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… I’ll pull up my pants and jump over your dad’s shoulder!
via Kashif_aijaz Kashif Farooqui

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… Our family was killed by ninjas & we’re on our way to get private karate lessons.
via MJ_500 Mark Jones

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… “no hablo ingles” and run.
via Guillelc01 Guille Lopez-Castro

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… You had bad diarrhea! Ok?
via RM_PITTS

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… I was just trying to keep warm.
via dusty3328 Patrick

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… We are in Philly because you needed to pick a book up at your house and your car is in the shop!
via niceworkmsft Gregory Gold

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… we lost our clothes at the poker game.
via bharrell2875 Brian Harrell

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… Evan stole it.
via Kaymau5 Kayla Matherne

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… It wasn’t mine, you liked it, we did it on a dare & it better not end up on FB or here ever! Now scream my name BITCH!
via bossypants72 Verna gene

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… You lied and told me you were 18!
via viceloungeol Vice Lounge Online

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… Baby Jesus told us to do it.
via PrezCaldwell Chris, The Human

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… It’s all Jaces bud.
via thatniggakirk kirksimon

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… It’s a self-defense class!! “How to stop an orgasm!!!” 😉
via jasondburns74 jason burns

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… The fish is your sister’s and we don’t know where the sheep came from.
via chuckularone Chuck McKenna

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… It was an accident. I truly fell and landed in you.
via Da_awfUl_trutH Jeffrey

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… Our friendly game of TWISTER got out of hand, sorry!
via WrglyvilHotties WrigleyvilleHotties

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… We all change our names to Fraggle Rock characters. No one will ever know.
via EPEvenflow Evan Pellegrino

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… We went to Chinatown, bought some mushrooms…
via finzzup Bob Kleamovich

Okay, if we get caught-here’s the story… We were just here for the free beer…
via CPMoroney CMoroney

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