A couple decided to rent a cabin in Alaska for a romantic weekend. When they got to the cabin it was so cold the wife asked her husband to go chop some wood for the fireplace.
He comes in after 5 minutes and told his wife that his hands were cold, so she put his hands between her thighs to warm them. After a few minutes he goes back outside to finish chopping wood.
He came in after another 5 minutes and said, “Honey my hands are cold again!” So once again she tells him to put his hands between her thighs to warm them.
Back outside he goes only to come in again after 5 minutes to announce, “Honey my hands are cold again.”
“Dammit!” she yells, “Don’t your ears ever get cold?”