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The Top 10 Rejection Lines

0 Comments 15 June 2011

The top 10 rejection lines given by men & women in bars and what the line actually means. A man and a woman can reject someone with exactly the same line, but when they use it they usually mean totally different things.

Rejection Lines By Women

1. Let’s be friends | She really means: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It’s that male perspective thing.
2. I think of you as a brother | She really means: you remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in Deliverance.
3. There’s a slight difference in our ages | She really means: you are one Jurassic geezer.
4. I’m not attracted to you in that way | She really means: you are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes upon.
5. My life is too complicated right now | She really means: I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing.
6. I’ve got a boyfriend | She really means: who’s really my male cat and a half-gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.
7. I don’t date men where I work | She really means: I wouldn’t even date you if you were in the same ‘solar system’, much less the same building.
8. It’s not you, it’s me | She really means: It’s not me; it’s you.
9. I’m concentrating on my career | She really means: even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.
10. I’m celibate | She really means: I’ve sworn off only the men like you.


Rejection Lines By Men

1. Let’s be friends | He really means: you’re ugly.
2. I think of you as a sister | He really means: you’re ugly.
3. There’s a slight difference in our ages | He really means: you’re ugly.
4. I’m not attracted to you in that way | He really means: you’re ugly.
5. My life is too complicated right now. You’re ugly.
6. I’ve got a girlfriend | He really means: you’re ugly.
7. I don’t date women where I work | He really means: you’re ugly.
8. It’s not you, it’s me | He really means: you’re ugly.
9. I’m concentrating on my career | He really means: you’re ugly.
10. I’m celibate | He really means: you’re ugly.

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