A woman calls her lawyer and asks… “With all the lawsuits going on, I want to get in on some of that action. I hear people are suing cigarette companies because they got cancer and others are suing McDonald’s because they got fat.”
“And which one of those categories do you fit under?” The lawyer asked.
“Neither,” says the woman. “I just want to know if I can sue Budweiser for all the ugly men I’ve slept with.”