[FUNNY] Your Favorite Martian music video. There is an Eminem reference, a Monty Python reference, and a Family Guy reference in this video. Can you find em all? ;)

If you’re a fan of vodka, you’ve already come to enjoy its smoothness and versatility in creating a wide variety of cocktails. However, besides its intoxicating pleasures, did you know there are many other uses for vodka? Vodka is a pretty handy substance to have around.

The top 10 rejection lines given by men & women in bars and what the line actually means. A man and a woman can reject someone with exactly the same line, but when they use it they usually mean totally different things.

The recession has hit many people very hard, but you need a drink even when you’re broke. So, here are the eight cheapest ways to get loaded. It’s really hard to beat a box of wine when you’re looking for the best bang for the buck.

A woman calls her lawyer and asks… “With all the lawsuits going on, I want to get in on some of that action. I hear people are suing cigarette companies because they got cancer and others are suing McDonald’s because they got fat.”

“This was special barrel of whiskey and we want to do something with the bottles to help those in need,” said Kris Comstock, Buffalo Trace Brand Manager. “We really hope whiskey enthusiasts and collectors will help some deserving non-profit groups raise serious money. These 174 bottles are beautiful and the bourbon tastes amazing. Our goal is to raise $200,000 for charity!”

Woman drinking beer: Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth. Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. | If she’s drinking mixed drinks (no umbrellas e.g.; Scotch and soda or gin and tonic) Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants. Approach: If she wants you, she’ll send YOU a drink.

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? • Do you suffer from shyness? • Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? • Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about…