Jokes, Laughter

Timmy and the Teacher

1 Comment 02 May 2011

The teacher asks, “Timmy, why did you bring your cat to school today?”

Timmy says, “So Daddy won’t eat him.”

“Why do you think your father would eat your cat?” the teacher asks.

“Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, ‘I’m going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.’ So I’m saving him!”

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