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Reasons to Like Beer, According to 7-Year-Olds

1 Comment 11 April 2011

A handful of 7-year-old children were asked what they thought of beer.
Some interesting responses, but the last one is especially touching.

“I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.” ~7-year-old Tim

“Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.” ~7-year-old Melanie

“My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn’t think this is very funny.” ~7-year-old Grady

“My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.” ~7-year-old Toby

“My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn’t have too much.” ~7-year-old Sarah

“My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.” ~7-year-old Lilly

“I don’t like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.” ~7-year-old Ethan

“I give Dad’s beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.” ~7-year-old Shirley

“My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn’t make any sense.” ~7-year-old Jack

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  1. giambo says:

    that was to funny!….thanks.

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