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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives

6 Comments 18 March 2011

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog’s parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

That’s funny, but I’ll still choose a woman over a dog. How about you? Leave a comment.

Option A

Option B


Your Comments

6 Comments so far

  1. MagsHoop says:

    A dog doesn’t find the hidden meaning in what you’re trying to say. “Let’s go for a ride” means get in the car & “I’m going out for a bit” means you’ll eventually be home… not “Get naked” or “I’m off to cheat on you with some slut I wish you were.”

    This is excellent. Love your stuff!

  2. Lloyd says:

    Option A any day. You can’t have sex with a dog, unless you really are a sick pervert! I’ll take all the issues related to women just to be with them because in the end they look better, smell better, and they’re crazy enough to want to be with us men.

  3. Haha! This was very amusing!

    I have to agree with Lloyd though and his mentioned points. I so prefer a woman of a dog any day of the week, but these points really makes one think eh?! 🙂

    And just in case my wife does stumble across this, I love you hunny 🙂 Haha!!

  4. coyote ken says:

    I’d really rather borrow both. My cousin lets me borrow his dog, but he’s kinda funny about his wife. Don’t know why, I feed the dog before I take it home.

  5. Mike says:

    Women are for sex. Dogs make the best companions. If I throw a piece of bacon at a girlfriend, annoyed, throw bacon at my dog gets a far better reaction.

  6. Thom says:

    Try locking your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car, then see which one is happy to see you when you let them out.

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