Happy St. Patrick’s Day… Enjoy yourself; it’s later than you think!
May you… Work like you don’t need the money, love like you’ve never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, screw like it’s being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman.
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Irish whiskey makes me frisky.
“Give an Irishman lager for a month, and he’s a dead man. An Irishman is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.”
“What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.”
The word whiskey from Irish Gaelic ‘uisge beatha’ or Scottish Gaelic ‘uisge baugh,’ means: “Water of Life.”
“But the greatest love—the love above all
even greater than that of a mother…
is the tender, passionate, undying love,
of one beer drunken slob for another.”
~Irish love ballad
Q: What’s an Irish 7-course meal?
A: A potato and six-pack of Guinness.
An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.
A full seven percent of the entire Irish barley crop goes to the production of Guinness beer.
“May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.”
~Old Irish Toast
May your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow, and may trouble avoid you wherever you go.
May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live.
“Here’s to women, beer and song, may none of them be flat.”
~Irish Drinking Toast