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Things That Are Difficult to Say When You’re Drunk

2 Comments 14 January 2011

Things That Are Difficult to Say When You’re Drunk:

  • Indubitably
  • Innovative
  • Preliminary
  • Proliferation
  • Cinnamon
  • Sophisticated




Things That Are Very Difficult to Say When You’re Drunk:

  • Specificity
  • British Constitution
  • Passive-aggressive disorder
  • Loquacious
  • Transubstantiate




Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You’re Drunk:

  • Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
  • Nope, no more booze for me.
  • Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
  • Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
  • Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing.
  • You’re right; I can’t jump over that table.
  • Sorry I’m being such an asshole.




Your Comments

2 Comments so far

  1. bill says:

    you forgot anti-disestablishmentarianism.


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