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Engineering: 10 Machines Examined

1 Comment 11 January 2011

You might wonder why this article would make it into the Sex, Cigars & Booze Lifestyle Magazine. Well, the first nine machines examined are examples of great mechanical principles, and show the greatness of the human mind. However, the tenth one (The World’s Best Engine) is the reason why this article shows up here.

Simple animation to explain complex principles…

1: Aircraft Radial Engine

2: Oval Regulation

3: Sewing Machines

4: Malta Cross Movement: the second hand movement used to control the clock

5: Automobile Transmission Gear Change Mechanism

6: Automobile Constant Velocity Universal Joint

7: Gun Ammunition Loading System

8: Rotary Engine. An internal combustion engine that uses heat rather than piston movement in a rotary movement

9: A flat engine or boxer engine or horizontally opposed engine. A type of engine where the pistons lie horizontally opposed

10: The World’s Best Engine

In 1912, the world famous Austrian gynecologist,
Dr. Hermann Otto Kloepneckler, M.D. Ph.D. published the following:

“The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so temperamental.”

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