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Your Age Calculated by Beer Math

4 Comments 06 December 2010

Your age by beer math

This is pretty neat.
Don’t cheat by scrolling down first!
It only takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read.

6-Step calculator

1. The first step, pick the number of times a week that you would like to drink some beer (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2
(just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50…
I’ll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1760. If you haven’t, add 1759.

6. Now subtract your 4-digit birth year

You should now have a 3-digit number

The first digit of the number was your original number (how many times you want to drink beer each week, even though we know the real number is higher. We had to restrict you to a one-digit number for the formula… sorry).

The next two numbers are YOUR AGE!
(Oh YES, it is!)

BEER Calculator.


Your Comments

4 Comments so far

  1. drinkstons says:

    the math was slightly off. i even redid the formula twice and came up with the same answer–it had me as a year younger than i actually am. although, i suppose thats a good thing, because thats pretty much an extra year of beer i get for free. right?

  2. hillbilly says:

    very clever, the reason why it is one year younger, is between the time you are born until you turn 1 year old you are not classified in the years.

  3. Just because I like a drinkie or twoo, don’t mean I don’t get your multipliplying hoohaa. I’m not as think as you drunk I am.


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