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Top 10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked

4 Comments 02 November 2010

We’ve all dreamed about being naked in public. Is work at bit boring these days? Well, spice it up and go to work naked. Here are the top 10 reasons to Just Do It!

10. No one ever steals your chair.

9. Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them.

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add “Exotic Dancer” to your exaggerated resume.

5. You want to see if it’s like the dream.

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

3. “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.”

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

1. Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00.”

Somehow it sounds funnier to say ”Top 10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked,” rather than the correct word usage: “Top 10 Reasons To Go To Work Nude.” Therefore, I kept the title the way it was. However, “Naked” means: to be unprotected, while “Nude” means: unclothed.

That should save me from the grammar Nazis. 🙂

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4 Comments so far

  1. Hmm, those are pretty good reasons!

  2. amadineja says:

    I like this.
    Natural , free .

  3. yasir says:

    Something wrong with your brains. It is short circuited, maybe

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