Average Penis Size by City and State

13 Comments 28 October 2010

Which city in the USA has the biggest dicks? Meaning… Where do the guys with the largest penises live? Condom retailer Condomania can tell you. Earlier this year, they published a ranking of penis sizes from all over the USA. The info comes from their huge database of 27,000 men who order custom fit condoms after measuring their units with a “FitKit” downloaded from Condomania’s website.

“Unlike other studies in which participants were measuring their penis size solely for the sake of recording a measurement, and were perhaps more likely to exaggerate,” says Chris Filkins, Condomania’s Directory of Technology, “our database is comprised of men looking for the best fit condom for safety and comfort, and thus, we believe, apt to be more accurate.”

Here are some highlights from Condomania’s penis database:

  • Top ranking state by average penis size: New Hampshire
  • Lowest ranking state by average penis size: Wyoming
  • Top ranking U.S. City by average penis size: New Orleans
  • Second highest-ranking city (just behind N.O.): Washington, DC
  • Lowest ranking city by average penis size: Dallas/FT. Worth
  • Blue states vs. red states: blue states’ average penis size is bigger!
  • Penises come in a wide range of sizes: the smallest penises are less than 3” in length and the largest penises are longer than 10” in length
  • Penis sizes chart almost a perfect bell curve: 25% of the male population is under 5” in length, 50% are between 5” and 6” in length and 25% are longer than 6” in length

20 Cities Ordered by Penis Size

1. New Orleans
2. Washington DC
3. San Diego
4. New York City
5. Phoenix
6. Portland
7. Atlanta
8. San Francisco
9. Chicago
10. St. Louis
11. Seattle
12. Miami
13. Indianapolis
14. Columbus
15. Boston
16. Denver
17. Los Angeles
18. Detroit
19. Philadelphia
20. Dallas/Ft. Worth

50 States Ordered by Penis Size

1. New Hampshire
2. Oregon
3. New York
4. Indiana
5. Arizona
6. Hawaii
7. Louisiana
8. Massachusetts
9. Alabama
10. Washington
11. New Mexico
12. California
13. Arkansas
14. Nevada
15. Virginia
16. Tennessee
17. Illinois
18. Oklahoma
19. South Dakota
20. Georgia
21. Pennsylvania
22. Mississippi
23. Michigan
24. Florida
25. Rhode Island
26. Kansas
27. Maryland
28. Minnesota
29. Vermont
30. Connecticut
31. Wisconsin
32. New Jersey
33. North Dakota
34. Idaho
35. Texas
36. Missouri
37. Montana
38. Ohio
39. Nebraska
40. Colorado
41. Maine
42. North Carolina
43. Delaware
44. South Carolina
45. Kentucky
46. West Virginia
47. Alaska
48. Iowa
49. Utah
50. Wyoming

Your Comments

13 Comments so far

  1. ROGER says:


  2. sauerkraut says:

    I beg to differ with your state rankings… as Santorum and Toomey know, pennsyltucky has the biggest dicks.

  3. chuck says:

    if it wasn’t so cold and rainy, we in seattle would have scored higher.

  4. Sue says:

    hahaha, so much for everything is bigger in texas.

  5. Adam says:

    That’s not entirely accurate i’m from new hampshire and i have a tiny schmeckel

  6. Karin says:

    I am from Michigan and I love large penises…YAYAYA!!!

  7. crystal says:

    Wow! This is totally true! I am from NH and guys there were way bigger than the more ‘average’ in CT. been telling my friends that, now there’s “proof” hahha

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  9. JD says:

    A proud day to be from New Orleans!!!

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  12. Voice of reason says:

    Since these are normally calculated by survey, and not by actual measurements taken, this should instead be a list of areas with the highest percentage of liars to the lowest percentage of liars.

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