If you want to experience the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally first hand, come on. It's the best adult party in the world, not to mention the scenery and rides. They're some of the best in America. After riding most of the USA on my motorcycle I can tell you that the Spearfish Canyon ride is still the best ride available on this continent.

After years of copious sex with numerous partners, drinking booze to excess, smokes, and drugs; endless performances in concert, on tour, and in studios; after years of sleep deprivation, staying up until all hours of the night or into the next day’s morning; after years of questionable diets and physical activity; what would you look like?

You may, or may not, have a pair of shoes you could try this with… Once you’ve hung up the exotic costumes and retired from a ‘career’ of ‘dancing,’ what are you going to do with the stripper shoes? How about turning them into plant pots?